Brunette Twin" because my bestfraaand and I
are like twins except she's blond and I'm a
brunette. I'm cynical so I don't expect the
best. I could go on forever babbling useless
crap about things I like or what's not fair, but
honestly you probably don't give one.
Hover around. Everything's here. And more.
- murderer: i am going to kill you
- man: NO PLEASE I HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS
- murderer: oh my bad man sorry i didn't know i'll try and hit the next house have a good day
how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago
let’s be real when did it stop being 2007
It’s not 2007?
No it’s like 2010
(Source: fake-mermaid)
GUYS HELP SOMETHING HAS BEEN TAPPING ON MY WINDOW FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES I’M SCARED TO GO LOOK
oh my gOD
You’re either in a dramatic rendition of the Princess and the Frog or you’re in the first five minutes of a Supernatural episode.
i feel sorry for people in 100 years time trying to find an URL for tumblr which is readable
wow that is a surprising amount of compassion, satan
I’m a surprisingly caring person, I’m just misunderstood
feels like i just watched a supernatural episode
This kinda happens in one episode actually.
(Source: i-am-god-like)
There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying
at least you don’t bleed them out every month
you make a compelling argument
(Source: runningfromfaggots)
the sexual tension between ryan and chad when they sing “i don’t dance”
theY ARE WEARING EACH OTHER’S CLOTHES AFTER THE SONG
I AM SO DONE
(Source: barricadeponine)
