redridinghoodandthesourwolf: chiblogger: chiblogger: GUYS HELP SOMETHING HAS BEEN TAPPING ON MY WINDOW FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES I’M SCARED TO GO LOOK oh my gOD You’re either in a dramatic rendition of the Princess and the Frog or you’re in the first five minutes of a Supernatural episode.
hiddenbywords: thechosenone305: i-am-lord-satan: personified-paradox: i-am-lord-satan: i feel sorry for people in 100 years time trying to find an URL for tumblr which is readable wow that is a surprising amount of compassion, satan I’m a surprisingly caring person, I’m just misunderstood feels like i just watched a supernatural episode This kinda happens...
timecannotberewritten: dovahqueene: iwishlilbwasmygrandpa: There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying at least you don’t bleed them out every month you make a compelling argument
thatharrypottergirl: thatharrypottergirl: the sexual tension between ryan and chad when they sing “i don’t dance” theY ARE WEARING EACH OTHER’S CLOTHES AFTER THE SONG I AM SO DONE
dean-ismean: how do i even get followers all i do is hit the reblog button and talk to myself
Benefits of dating me
You look more attractive by comparison when I stand next to you.
“so how’s your fandom doing?” →
lulz-time: 221bec: “so how’s your fandom doing?” This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
scottfartsmell: not being able to participate in growing an authentic playoff beard is an emotional struggle am i right ladies
methlabrador: i accidentally just wrote “the soviet onion” on my paper and now i can’t stop laughing
me: this show brutally ripped out my heart and tore it to shreds then stomped it into the ground as i drowned in a sea of my tears and basked in eternal sorrow
me: here watch it
When my mom wakes me up:
sodamnrelatable: She’s all like: And I’m all like:
rnajestical: im kinda happy but i also really wanna get hit by a car at the same time
so-many-feels: deucebowl: If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds. i think you would be a very good wizard.
tarzanekingoffemales: Do NOT drive through Boston or take the subway right now. The emergency radio is buzzing with more possible bombs. Please spread this everywhere you can to let your friends and family members know. It could save a life.